"We teach you how to fight! Peace, dude!"
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Just to be clear — that is a child apparently unconscious on the bottom part of a grocery cart. At the self-checkout.
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I love the concept of a Superman pillow built specifically for cuddling — especially since his expression is one of someone grimly and begrudgingly working off his court-mandated community service hours — and that’s how his face stays while you snuggle the hell out of him
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adult ice cream shoppe
everything tastes better when topped with 49 cent wet nut
put your dirty sample spoon in that smurf
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for his sake, I hope the nickname doesn’t stick
“Thanks for the nickname and mustache, dad. Let’s hope I still have both by the time I hit high school. Jerk.”
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Maiden!
I missed my first Revolver show for this utterly radical show. George enjoyed it most when the roly-poly kid with mutton chops kept trying to restart the pit that erupted right in front of us, but wound up mostly staggering around in a 15 foot diameter clear section of floor by himself.
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the creepiest, cuddliest dumpster escape
I took the first picture because it looked like Pooh was trying to crawl out of a dumpster near my place after being discarded. I passed by a couple hours later and Pooh was gone — and Tigger, who’d been under him when I took a closer look earlier, looked like he was taking his shot at escape.
Very, very creepy.
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custom meats
“Hello? Grocery Bag? May I order a steak with a spoiler and flame decals on the side? And, how much per pound is that?”
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irresponsible
well, not with that attitude
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pee on america
I wish this were easier to make out, because I believe I took this picture because the design of the urinal made it look like it was begging for you to pee on the head of a bald eagle — and I believe the text was quite patriotic as well
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hot eggs
at a diner in Madison — a plastic toast figure with quite a rack, even it is made of eggs
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cancer
it really doesn’t get any more clearly labeled than that
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McAuliffe eats pee
the wall of Pick-Me-Up does seem like it’d be the best authority on the subject — so I believe it
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