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Comments on: Best of unemployment - Day 2 http://buoyfish.com/revolver/journal/?p=26 shake what the fire baked! Thu, 02 May 2024 05:11:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: jorin http://buoyfish.com/revolver/journal/?p=26#comment-440 Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:55:34 +0000 http://buoyfish.com/revolver/journal/?p=26#comment-440 This is awesome. This was day one: <blockquote style="padding: 20px; color: #FFFFFF; background: #330000; border: 1px dashed #CCCCCC;"> I think I will start a series of daily vignettes of the best things I see or hear on TV while I am unemployed. Hopefully, this won't go very long. Anyway.... Today's gem is: cashcall.com - their tagline, announced in a commercial following the Jeopardy! closing credits is: "Want to get 1,000s in cash in your checking account, JUST for trusting you?" According to the company's Web site, interest rates on these unsecured cash loans can range anywhere from 59% to 96% (but the bank loaning the money reserves the right to change its rates at any time without notice. Still not convinced? Check out this convincing testimonial from Claude and Chellette P. It seems Claude had problems obtaining "cash" and needed to get "cash" to finance "activities". <i> To Whom It May Concern, A few months ago, Claude and I found ourselves in a major financial situation where he needed to get our hands on some "cash" as soon as possible. Both he and I had heard the commercials about Cash Call and decided to call. When Claude applied, he was approved and our financial crisis was resolved. Both Claude and I would like to personally thank Mr. Valenzuela for his professional, courteous and very friendly help. Whenever we had a question or concern, Mr. Valenzuela helped us in such a personal way that it felt as though Claude was his only customer. His quick response and helpful service made the whole procedure "a piece of cake". Thanks again Mr. Valenzuela. You were absolutely the very best to work with. Sincerely, Claude and Chellette P. Los Angeles, CA</i> </blockquote> This is awesome. This was day one:

I think I will start a series of daily vignettes of the best things I see or hear on TV while I am unemployed. Hopefully, this won’t go very long. Anyway….

Today’s gem is:

cashcall.com
- their tagline, announced in a commercial following the Jeopardy! closing credits is: “Want to get 1,000s in cash in your checking account, JUST for trusting you?”
According to the company’s Web site, interest rates on these unsecured cash loans can range anywhere from 59% to 96% (but the bank loaning the money reserves the right to change its rates at any time without notice.

Still not convinced? Check out this convincing testimonial from Claude and Chellette P. It seems Claude had problems obtaining “cash” and needed to get “cash” to finance “activities”.


To Whom It May Concern,

A few months ago, Claude and I found ourselves in a major financial situation where he needed to get our hands on some “cash” as soon as possible. Both he and I had heard the commercials about Cash Call and decided to call. When Claude applied, he was approved and our financial crisis was resolved.

Both Claude and I would like to personally thank Mr. Valenzuela for his professional, courteous and very friendly help. Whenever we had a question or concern, Mr. Valenzuela helped us in such a personal way that it felt as though Claude was his only customer. His quick response and helpful service made the whole procedure “a piece of cake”. Thanks again Mr. Valenzuela. You were absolutely the very best to work with.

Sincerely,

Claude and Chellette P.
Los Angeles, CA

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